2-Minute Vs. 2-Hour Vs. 2-Day Cookie • Tasty

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  • Опубликовано: 25 ноя 2024

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  • @buzzfeedtasty
    @buzzfeedtasty  5 лет назад +34956

    Find the recipes here:
    2-Minute Chocolate Chip Cookie (Makes 1 cookie)
    PREP TIME: 5 MINUTES
    COOK TIME: 2 MINUTES
    TOTAL TIME: 7 MINUTES
    INGREDIENTS
    2 tablespoons unsalted butter, softened, plus more for greasing
    ¼ cup light brown sugar, lightly packed
    ½ teaspoon vanilla extract
    2 tablespoons beaten egg
    6 tablespoons all-purpose flour
    ⅛ teaspoon kosher salt
    5½ tablespoons semi-sweet chocolate chips, divided
    PREPARATION
    1. Grease a large (at least 8-inch diameter) microwave-safe plate with butter.
    2. In a medium bowl, use a whisk or fork to stir together the butter, sugar and vanilla until light and creamy.
    3. Add the egg and stir to combine.
    4. Add the flour and salt and stir until just incorporated
    5. Fold in 5 tablespoons of the chocolate chips.
    6. Scoop the dough into a mound at the center of the prepared plate. Lightly press the remaining chocolate chips into the top of the dough.
    7. Microwave until the cookie is dry on top and springs back when lightly pressed in the center, about 1½ minutes. Let sit for a few minutes to cool.
    8. Enjoy!
    2-Hour Chocolate Chip Cookies (Makes 8-10 cookies)
    PREP TIME: 1 HOUR
    COOK TIME: 15 MINUTES
    TOTAL TIME: 195 MINUTES
    INGREDIENTS
    ½ cup granulated sugar
    ¾ cup light brown sugar, packed
    1 teaspoon kosher salt
    ½ cup (1 stick) unsalted butter, melted
    1 large egg
    1 teaspoon vanilla extract
    1¼ cups all-purpose flour
    ½ teaspoon baking soda
    4 ounces milk or semi-sweet chocolate chunks
    4 ounces dark chocolate chunks
    PREPARATION
    1. In a large bowl, whisk together the granulated and brown sugar, salt, and butter until a paste forms with no lumps.
    2. Whisk in the egg and vanilla, beating until light ribbons fall off the whisk and remain for a short while before dissolving.
    3. Sift in the flour and baking soda, then fold with a spatula until just incorporated. (Be careful not to overmix, which will cause the gluten in the flour to toughen, resulting in cakier cookies).
    4. Fold in the milk and dark chocolate chunks.
    5. Chill the dough for 2 hours, or, for a more intense toffee-like flavor and deeper color, overnight. The longer the dough rests, the more complex its flavor will be.
    6. Preheat the oven to 350°F (180°C). Line 2 baking sheets with parchment paper.
    7. Using a 2½-ounce ice cream scoop or a ⅓ cup measure, scoop the dough onto the prepared baking sheets, leaving at least 4 inches (10 cm) of space between each cookie and 2 inches (5 cm) of space from the edges of the pan so that the cookies can spread evenly. A half sheet pan should fit no more than 6 cookies.
    8. Bake for 12-15 minutes, or until the edges have started to lightly brown. Let cool completely before serving.
    9. Enjoy!
    2-Day Chocolate Chip Cookies (Makes 9-10)
    PREP TIME: 45 MINUTES
    COOK TIME: 20 MINUTES
    TOTAL TIME: 2 DAYS 65 MINUTES
    INGREDIENTS
    Toffee
    6 tablespoons (¾ stick) unsalted butter
    ¾ cup light brown sugar, lightly packed
    1 teaspoon kosher salt
    Water, as needed
    Cookie Dough
    1 cup (2 sticks) unsalted butter
    4 ice cubes
    ¾ cup granulated sugar
    1½ cups light brown sugar, packed
    2 teaspoons espresso powder
    2 teaspoons kosher salt
    ½ teaspoon baking soda
    2 large eggs
    2 teaspoons vanilla extract
    2½ cups all-purpose flour
    6 ounces 50-70% cacao chocolate, chopped
    Flaky sea salt, for sprinkling
    PREPARATION
    1. Make the toffee: Line a baking sheet with parchment paper.
    2. In a medium nonstick saucepan over medium heat, melt the butter, brown sugar, and salt, stirring until evenly incorporated. If there are grainy lumps or if the fat starts to separate, add a couple splashes of water and stir vigorously to emulsify. Continue to cook, stirring constantly, until the mixture reaches 290°F (143°C), about 10-15 minutes.
    3. Pour the toffee onto the prepared baking sheet and spread out slightly with a spatula. Freeze until ready to use, about 30 minutes.
    4. Make the cookie dough: Add the butter to a medium nonstick saucepan over medium-high heat. Cook, stirring occasionally, until the butter turns dark brown and smells nutty. Watch carefully so the butter does not burn. Remove the pot from the heat.
    5. Add an ice cube to the butter and slowly let it melt. It may froth and bubble. Add the remaining 3 ice cubes and gently stir until melted.
    6. In a large bowl, combine the granulated and brown sugar, espresso powder, salt, and baking soda.
    7. Pour the brown butter into the sugar mixture and mix until combined. Don’t worry if it looks separated.
    8. In a small bowl, whisk together the eggs and vanilla. Pour into the sugar and butter mixture and whisk until glossy and smooth.
    9. Add the flour and fold with a rubber spatula to incorporate until the dough has no visible flour streaks.
    10. Remove the toffee from the freezer (it should be a frozen disc) and break it into chunks that will fit inside a gallon zip-top bag. Double bag the toffee and seal both bags. With a rolling pin, break the toffee into small pieces.
    11. Fold the crushed toffee and chopped chocolate into the dough until evenly distributed.
    12. Using a large ice cream scoop or a ½ cup measure, scoop the dough onto a parchment-lined baking sheet. Wrap the baking sheet in plastic wrap, but leave a small opening at the corner of the tray. 13. Let the dough rest in the refrigerator for at least 48 hours. This will allow the flavor to develop and the dough to dry out a little as it rests, which will result in less spread when it bakes.
    14. When ready to bake, preheat the oven to 325°F (163°C). Line 2 baking sheet with parchment paper.
    15. Arrange the cookies on the baking sheets, leaving at least 2 inches of space between the cookies and away from the edges of the pan.
    16. Bake until the cookies are golden brown with crispy edges, but are still slightly soft in the center, 18-20 minutes.
    Immediately sprinkle the cookies with flaky sea salt. then let cool completely. The cookies will be very soft at first but will set after they are fully cooled.
    17. Enjoy!

  • @marit2633
    @marit2633 4 года назад +17389

    2 minute: i want a snack
    2 hour: im having friends over
    2 day: im in quarantine and have nothing else to do

    • @imani1172
      @imani1172 4 года назад +106

      Marit honestly tho

    • @SentientTurtlesRUs
      @SentientTurtlesRUs 4 года назад +201

      True, just called my Grandma who is stuck in her house and learned that she has been making the 2 day cookies

    • @fadedvisionz5301
      @fadedvisionz5301 4 года назад +14

      Marit lol

    • @tabzzzz
      @tabzzzz 4 года назад +42

      I made this comment to 1k likes please appreciate my existence.

    • @bb_robloxianbesties_bb283
      @bb_robloxianbesties_bb283 4 года назад +7

      I’m your 1K like

  • @Gorfeld
    @Gorfeld 5 лет назад +36461

    If you don't have friends, that's kinda sad
    *i came for cookies not to be attacked*

  • @bakorede
    @bakorede 5 лет назад +1870

    I want to be Alvin's friend for 2 reasons:
    1. He is an amazing person.
    2. Those cookies are awesome and I can't bake and he gives his friends cookies.
    P.S ; I just realized that those were more than 2 reasons but you get my point.

    • @ratkid6959
      @ratkid6959 5 лет назад +6

      Ikr

    • @melanieuon3212
      @melanieuon3212 5 лет назад +9

      I was just about to comment how I want to be his friend too 🤣

    • @SingingSuperstar28
      @SingingSuperstar28 5 лет назад +7

      You obviously got the order of your reasons the wrong way round 😂

    • @sheylin956
      @sheylin956 5 лет назад +1

      Akorede Bamidele the 2nd one I understand but it’s fucked up

    • @eaglesfromphilly
      @eaglesfromphilly 5 лет назад +4

      4 reasons*

  • @leftonred11
    @leftonred11 9 месяцев назад +45

    i once made the 2 day cookies (without the toffee because im scared and dont own a candy thermometer) and they legitimately were one of the most incredible things ever. among the best cookies i've had. i want to make them again right now

    • @elvee4557
      @elvee4557 9 месяцев назад

      Where did u get the 2 day recipe??

    • @leftonred11
      @leftonred11 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@elvee4557 in the pinned comment on this video, all three recipes are there

    • @khushieverma5602
      @khushieverma5602 5 месяцев назад +2

      I dont have a candy thermometer and i even got the measurments wrong and the toffee still turned out great. js eyeball it lol

  • @Shadkow
    @Shadkow 5 лет назад +2082

    “If you don’t have friends, that’s kinda sad” well you know what? Less friends means more cookies for me. Take that.

    • @aimachb
      @aimachb 5 лет назад +8

      Hahaaa your so positive, like that

    • @somerandomguy7361
      @somerandomguy7361 5 лет назад +16

      More cookies= More joy, no friends= maximum happiness.

    • @marcush.bach-nielsen6059
      @marcush.bach-nielsen6059 5 лет назад +16

      Yes, it was bold to assume that i even would share with my friends in the first place

    • @Darkwolfebony
      @Darkwolfebony 5 лет назад +2

      @Leeroy Jenkins Chonks are cuter anyway!~

    • @jackkp9633
      @jackkp9633 5 лет назад +2

      This person is a genius
      Just stating the facts

  • @Jess-ln3hb
    @Jess-ln3hb 5 лет назад +397

    "in order to make friends, you give them food." - Alvin 2k19
    This is the best advice anyone will ever give you

    • @tototitimi
      @tototitimi Месяц назад +1

      Why is this kinda true..?

  • @hyper-neutrino
    @hyper-neutrino 5 лет назад +71335

    2 year cookies: Alright, let's start with growing the wheat.

    • @iaamlisee9136
      @iaamlisee9136 5 лет назад +806

      HyperNeutrino Lmaoo

    • @yeah2582
      @yeah2582 5 лет назад +4760

      You missed the first step, plowing the field

    • @maidsinc.7577
      @maidsinc.7577 5 лет назад +3461

      @@yeah2582 what about buying that field?

    • @yeah2582
      @yeah2582 5 лет назад +3280

      My mistake you have to earn the money to buy the field to plow first

    • @maidsinc.7577
      @maidsinc.7577 5 лет назад +1651

      @@yeah2582 better be some good cookies then

  • @thesupersigmatrollers
    @thesupersigmatrollers 8 месяцев назад +68

    Time Stamps!
    2 minute cookie: 0:29
    2 hour cookie: 2:56
    2 day cookie: 6:23

  • @apexstarfox6033
    @apexstarfox6033 5 лет назад +5121

    Who else saw this on there recommended like 10 times and decided to finally see it?

  • @KevinFrenchpiisceiss
    @KevinFrenchpiisceiss 4 года назад +1715

    “Everyone’s grandma has a recipe, except mine because she’s Chinese” same bro. I felt that hard

    • @arandomperson2732
      @arandomperson2732 4 года назад +16

      I can relate too

    • @anandamaia
      @anandamaia 4 года назад +18

      Same but my grandma is filipino

    • @bellevoor
      @bellevoor 4 года назад +56

      Friend: Grandma always gave me milk and cookies when we visited
      Me: Lola always gave me mangoes and siopao when I visited her

    • @weijihe348
      @weijihe348 4 года назад

      Kevin French sameee

    • @ED-sg2zg
      @ED-sg2zg 4 года назад +9

      My grandmun offers baklawa rolls with tea and literally doesn't have any idea what is chocolate chips!

  • @megancrabtreee7904
    @megancrabtreee7904 5 лет назад +12910

    What are the actual recipes? Because some brown sugar and some vanilla don’t help me eat some good cookies

    • @universeone4137
      @universeone4137 5 лет назад +319

      they did post the recipe last year if i not mistaken,,,correct me if i wrong

    • @Happygamer10193
      @Happygamer10193 5 лет назад +70

      I would look it up

    • @teenthor
      @teenthor 5 лет назад +143

      HappyGamer101932 i tried even on their website its not there i want the 2 minute one but the 2 hour one is on their website

    • @universeone4137
      @universeone4137 5 лет назад +85

      ruclips.net/video/rEdl2Uetpvo/видео.html

    • @universeone4137
      @universeone4137 5 лет назад +32

      they still have it

  • @mehhh247
    @mehhh247 2 года назад +159

    I made the 2 min one and it is amazing. If anyone makes it I totally recommend dark chocolate instead of chocolate chips. It makes it a really good sweet to salty ratio.

    • @AzraJ
      @AzraJ 2 года назад +6

      How did you get the quantity of the ingredients? He just says “some butter” rather than giving measurements

    • @mehhh247
      @mehhh247 2 года назад +4

      @@AzraJ I just kind of put a bit, not too much, then if it wasn't enough I added more. If you put too much, just add a bit of sugar🤗

    • @ainsleyp56
      @ainsleyp56 Год назад +1

      @@AzraJ tasty commented the recipe as well

    • @Vicky_iguess
      @Vicky_iguess 4 месяца назад

      omg i will try it

  • @ddaniell505
    @ddaniell505 4 года назад +1032

    im not gonna lie, the 2-min cookie looks like something out of a cartoon

    • @maple494
      @maple494 4 года назад +8

      thats what I thought

    • @kayleegorial9949
      @kayleegorial9949 4 года назад +20

      D4niel it looks like a chocolate chip pancake

    • @cinderheart2720
      @cinderheart2720 4 года назад +7

      I kinda wanna make it just to see it in real life.

    • @jillian3904
      @jillian3904 4 года назад +6

      Cinderheart MLP do it I did it and it was so good!! 🤤🤤

    • @DaniGleenberg
      @DaniGleenberg 4 года назад +5

      Cinderheart MLP lol I made it too. It didn’t go too well.....

  • @shagster3054
    @shagster3054 4 года назад +5619

    2 second cookies : so you wanna open this Oreo packet-

  • @dp6037
    @dp6037 5 лет назад +12632

    can I be this guy’s friend, I really want cookies

    • @tulipbui1715
      @tulipbui1715 5 лет назад +852

      Cookie digger.

    • @LFM.productions
      @LFM.productions 5 лет назад +178

      Hunny Buns lmao why am I laughing so hard 😂🤣

    • @uno674
      @uno674 5 лет назад +47

      izzxø how he doesn’t give hardly any measurements for the ingredients

    • @uno674
      @uno674 5 лет назад +16

      izzxø how? What would you even google?

    • @TeshikuKarin
      @TeshikuKarin 5 лет назад +5

      🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪

  • @Gustavo-iq5jl
    @Gustavo-iq5jl Год назад +246

    2 week cookie: let’s take a flight to South America and pick up the cacao beans

  • @anniephantom
    @anniephantom 5 лет назад +322

    5:20 “if you don’t have friends... that’s kinda sad...”
    Me: *single teardrop runs down my face*

  • @dxnzalt8054
    @dxnzalt8054 4 года назад +12746

    2 decade cookie: Let’s start by melting our steel for our oven

    • @Xper_ienceZ
      @Xper_ienceZ 4 года назад +514

      SPDY_DenZ you forgot to mine it

    • @purrfectpurrincess8045
      @purrfectpurrincess8045 4 года назад +137

      @@T0YCHEST you do realize two decades is just 20 years right? Each decade is 10 years if you don't know common math.
      *nice fucking save-*

    • @rikoluvv
      @rikoluvv 4 года назад +46

      @@purrfectpurrincess8045 20, 1 decade is 10 years bruh

    • @purrfectpurrincess8045
      @purrfectpurrincess8045 4 года назад +37

      @@rikoluvv aw shit I didn't say that right- I know. I'm just extremely dumb at times :/ I forgot to add that a decade is 10 years each :|

    • @T0YCHEST
      @T0YCHEST 4 года назад +91

      purrfect purrincess if u dont think u can die in 20 years i respect ur positivity on randomness

  • @guyonyoutube1097
    @guyonyoutube1097 3 года назад +3745

    “If you dont have friends thats kinda sad”
    *We felt that*

  • @strawberryuri
    @strawberryuri 4 года назад +1400

    When Alvin said, "In order to make friends, I need to give them food" I related to it on a personal level

    • @Ash0s492
      @Ash0s492 4 года назад +31

      That is literally how I made all of my friends expect my best friend Lacey. Me and her fought over a brown crayon in kindergarten.

    • @Ash0s492
      @Ash0s492 4 года назад +5

      xD

    • @pauldorsey2140
      @pauldorsey2140 4 года назад +1

      deep

    • @24kace50
      @24kace50 4 года назад

      What do you mean by dat doe

    • @thelonelytheatrekids4366
      @thelonelytheatrekids4366 4 года назад +1

      When he said "Save it if you have friends if you dont bake it"
      Me:that's why I bake them all at the same time...I don't have any friends

  • @sammi-vy3bb
    @sammi-vy3bb 5 лет назад +151

    "this is more about those times you get cravings and you don't want 10 cookies..."
    never felt that

    • @seakepp
      @seakepp 5 лет назад +3

      But when I’m craving I want 17.. freshly baked cookies..

  • @Charlie-yv3ib
    @Charlie-yv3ib 5 лет назад +8937

    I honestly didn't expect the first one to actually be cooked, it looked like a pancake 😂

    • @jonahcrouch8178
      @jonahcrouch8178 5 лет назад +44

      What's wrong with pancakes?

    • @noah0645
      @noah0645 5 лет назад +654

      @@jonahcrouch8178 there's nothing wrong with pancakes , but if your COOKIE look's like a pancake you're doing something wrong

    • @michellesantos8783
      @michellesantos8783 5 лет назад +280

      Same, I saw the thumbnail and I was like that looks raw.

    • @disneychannel2263
      @disneychannel2263 5 лет назад +8

      Hey Charlie! 😣

    • @leahm.5901
      @leahm.5901 5 лет назад +19

      That’s exactly what I thought!!

  • @shartfiabalog7905
    @shartfiabalog7905 4 месяца назад +3

    Just made the 2 day cookies and it's sensational. The best texture of any brown butter cookies I've ever made. The addition of the ice cubes made all the difference. Chewy, crunchy, toasty, caramel flavour. Absolutely yummy

  • @Snurgel
    @Snurgel 5 лет назад +3091

    All I wanted to see was a cookie baked for 48 hours. I’m a simple man

  • @parzy_osu
    @parzy_osu 4 года назад +4651

    Alvin: "I think if you have two days..."
    Me: *Laughs in quarantine*

    • @annaleighwoods7876
      @annaleighwoods7876 4 года назад +16

      🤣

    • @enzuki
      @enzuki 4 года назад +9

      I currently have 2 weeks left for my country's movement control, although it could extend but this 2 weeks is already cause it was extended, but considering how it's not a big country and there's 100+ cases everyday it might again (about the size of Italy but probably smaller since it's devided into 2 parts, I live in the more Central and smaller part of it)

    • @aleem8240
      @aleem8240 4 года назад +12

      Exul lol my country have been quarantine for 1 month 😂

    • @enzuki
      @enzuki 4 года назад +4

      @@aleem8240 well mine too, including the extended 2 weeks it will be 1 month as well. Although I hope they extend it till May

    • @aleem8240
      @aleem8240 4 года назад +1

      Exul where you live?I live in malaysia

  • @robertsemail5695
    @robertsemail5695 5 лет назад +1131

    14:17 Yes I have a question about the recipes; CAN YOU GIVE THEM TO US?!!?!?

    • @lianett8377
      @lianett8377 5 лет назад +123

      I am Nothing HE DIDN’T SAY HOW MUCH TO PUT IN IT AND I HATE ITTTT

    • @loagitz1425
      @loagitz1425 5 лет назад +74

      I am Nothing THE ONLY FREAKIN THING HE SAID WAS HOW LONG IT SHOULD BAKE

    • @cardcaptorm
      @cardcaptorm 5 лет назад +11

      OMG YAAASSSSS!!! Why tho??

    • @lachlancreighton5766
      @lachlancreighton5766 5 лет назад +10

      I am Nothing i made the 2 minutes cookie but the didn't turn out super good but after a while you should get better at making the cookies so mabye give it a try

    • @madiverdecchio4416
      @madiverdecchio4416 5 лет назад +4

      Omg ikr

  • @Therealstone9
    @Therealstone9 7 месяцев назад +10

    2 century cookie:
    Step 1. Have an Industrial Revolution

  • @pokemontest3956
    @pokemontest3956 5 лет назад +1444

    4:39 "I like my chocolate chip cookies like I like my bank account... frickin' loaded"
    -Alvin 6th July 2019

    • @justded2642
      @justded2642 5 лет назад +28

      Can't relate- Me July 7th 2019

    • @Spoonsies_
      @Spoonsies_ 5 лет назад +11

      Too bad his cookies aren’t loaded

    • @evita2464
      @evita2464 5 лет назад +2

      I like my cookies how i like my bank accout, broken ans sad

    • @Jenna-dz2tv
      @Jenna-dz2tv 5 лет назад

      Pokemon Test I can tell you not American

    • @lexx5618
      @lexx5618 5 лет назад +1

      If I had my cookies like my bank account
      I wouldn't even have a cookie

  • @stephecho5916
    @stephecho5916 5 лет назад +3793

    "My grandma did not have a chocolate chip cookie recipe because... she's chinese"
    *The most relatable thing I've heard all week*
    Edit: wHAT THE HECK I leave this alone for 8 months and I see that I got 3k likes?

    • @donttrustmeimagemini8223
      @donttrustmeimagemini8223 5 лет назад +35

      Same😆 except my grandma is Iranian.

    • @TheyCallMeVEER
      @TheyCallMeVEER 5 лет назад +37

      And what was the most relatable thing you've heard the previous week?

    • @akaashimmer9206
      @akaashimmer9206 5 лет назад +10

      yea i’m chinese....

    • @janicewalker4435
      @janicewalker4435 5 лет назад +5

      don't trust me I'm a Gemini same

    • @mobstergold4757
      @mobstergold4757 5 лет назад +4

      @@janicewalker4435 I am born in june so buddy you aint alone i do not know what you are talking about

  • @thejsonYT
    @thejsonYT 4 года назад +1064

    2 Minute Cookie:
    First, you need seven minutes.

    • @aliveandunwell430
      @aliveandunwell430 4 года назад +7

      łøł

    • @ZellHallow
      @ZellHallow 4 года назад +1

      HAHAHGAHAH

    • @a..3657
      @a..3657 4 года назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @TDotLalo
      @TDotLalo 4 года назад +6

      Are you narrating your 2 minute cookie for the camera too?

    • @bigdignan
      @bigdignan 4 года назад +2

      Bahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahahahhsgsgsgsgagagagaggagagagagagjcjdiahcjjzhhahahahahahahhahahahahaha... sorry choked on a cookie mid laugh

  • @boomgoof2362
    @boomgoof2362 Год назад +2

    2-second cookies: Before you start the 2-second cookie video. First, buy come cookies by going to a store with cookies, buy 1 cookies. Start your video, and edit the cookie teleporting your hand in 2-seconds. Now, you have a 2-second cookie for your viewers

  • @jamesr.2017
    @jamesr.2017 3 года назад +5601

    2 nanosecond cookies: first you’re gonna want to imagine the taste of a cookie as vividly as you can

    • @sayurisupremacy
      @sayurisupremacy 3 года назад +57

      genius idea

    • @zidanezayed6596
      @zidanezayed6596 3 года назад +190

      aCtUaLLy yOuR bRaIn’S nEuRonNs fIrE aT 1 MiLLiSeCoNdS.

    • @Thy_memendy
      @Thy_memendy 3 года назад +9

      @@zidanezayed6596 ok boomer

    • @zidanezayed6596
      @zidanezayed6596 3 года назад +137

      @@Thy_memendy why do you think I typed it like that. I was joking

    • @Thy_memendy
      @Thy_memendy 3 года назад +4

      @@zidanezayed6596 and i was joking too, *sigh* man shut yo bit-

  • @BoonJim1
    @BoonJim1 4 года назад +851

    “I think color is flavor”
    I told you mom, my cookies aren’t burnt, they’re just full of flavor 😤😤😤

  • @bluesword7878
    @bluesword7878 5 лет назад +1898

    I noticed that the more time it takes to make the cookie, the darker the cookies...
    So a burnt black cookie should be top-notch Gordon Ramsey level?

    • @YouTubewatcher744
      @YouTubewatcher744 5 лет назад +125

      Your logic is impeccable

    • @swok6554
      @swok6554 5 лет назад +29

      rAmsAY

    • @BenjaminLee2009
      @BenjaminLee2009 5 лет назад +22

      no, its a top notch carcinogen level meaning if you eat it you get cancer and then you die

    • @Monika-ro1kn
      @Monika-ro1kn 5 лет назад +4

      *its burnt.*

    • @gun4827
      @gun4827 5 лет назад +1

      Yes

  • @devc.4322
    @devc.4322 4 месяца назад +4

    Timestamps:
    0:27 Two Minute Cookie
    2:54 Two Hour Cookie
    6:24 Two Day Cookie

  • @pantherisboss94
    @pantherisboss94 5 лет назад +2089

    “like my chocolate chip cookies the way I like my bank account, fricking *l o a d e d*”
    -Alvin Zhou 2019

    • @lupitalopez5239
      @lupitalopez5239 5 лет назад +5

      Yeah but how is It actualy

    • @alisalahi562
      @alisalahi562 5 лет назад +4

      WOOOOOOO

    • @pantherisboss94
      @pantherisboss94 5 лет назад +9

      Lupita Lopez prolly pretty good considering that tasty is dummy rich and he’s one of the main producers and he has his own show so he probably makes nice money

    • @childabusetoyreview6315
      @childabusetoyreview6315 5 лет назад +2

      *loaded*

    • @wessy9109
      @wessy9109 5 лет назад +1

      PantherIsBoss 700th like btw 🙋‍♂️

  • @Mistyf1
    @Mistyf1 5 лет назад +787

    Microwaving cookies is possible?
    You just gave me hope

    • @Soultergeist
      @Soultergeist 5 лет назад +1

      Saluted Firestarter when you find out the voltage is not enough and it is 10x longer to microwave one cookie.

    • @lifeisstrangemyfriend
      @lifeisstrangemyfriend 5 лет назад +1

      Saluted Firestarter you’d be surprised all the stuff you can make in the microwave lol

    • @kaleiah2800
      @kaleiah2800 5 лет назад +1

      Saluted Firestarter XD I know right? I tried the recipe and it worked so well!!

    • @laststand2182
      @laststand2182 5 лет назад

      Lol

    • @MarisaCohenBeauty
      @MarisaCohenBeauty 5 лет назад +2

      Your profile pic is literally my mental stability rn lmaoo

  • @jamespangilinan7581
    @jamespangilinan7581 5 лет назад +375

    “uh, yeah...
    i can’t rap”
    that’s probably the BIGGEST mood in this youtube channel.

  • @aamirsgalaxy5123
    @aamirsgalaxy5123 10 месяцев назад +38

    2 decade cookie:
    step 1: be born

  • @Soochy_
    @Soochy_ 5 лет назад +2698

    “If you don’t have friends, that’s kinda sad.”
    How dare you attack me like that.

  • @hallemiller5765
    @hallemiller5765 5 лет назад +3465

    Alvin: ” I think colour is flavour”
    Me: * Burns cookies *
    Me: “Mmmmmmm fLaVOuR”

  • @dragondog7515
    @dragondog7515 4 года назад +4494

    I mean since everything is cancelled we might as well try the 2 day cookie
    Lol thanks for all the likes

    • @mysticism5073
      @mysticism5073 4 года назад +15

      Dragon Dog so true

    • @andrezgaming.1672
      @andrezgaming.1672 4 года назад +6

      Lol

    • @emmygth
      @emmygth 4 года назад +25

      exactly what i'm doing right now

    • @bun2738
      @bun2738 4 года назад +45

      but then we have to leave the house for the ingredients and we might die lmao

    • @heidicollyer5199
      @heidicollyer5199 4 года назад +10

      anna - I’m sure some companies are still doing deliveries for essentials items

  • @lucasvanlammeren7946
    @lucasvanlammeren7946 2 месяца назад

    Id love this guy as a friend, he seems really cool and chill to hang out with, and the cookies look soooo good

  • @darshnirawat8799
    @darshnirawat8799 5 лет назад +8798

    My idiotic dysfunctional brain: “0h, so they bake it for 2 days???”
    🤦🏾‍♀️

    • @jyotic4195
      @jyotic4195 5 лет назад +183

      Mine too

    • @zoerss
      @zoerss 5 лет назад +94

      Same

    • @trixinka__
      @trixinka__ 5 лет назад +71

      me too lmao

    • @Frxnzied
      @Frxnzied 5 лет назад +55

      Mine too

    • @jackdaniels1749
      @jackdaniels1749 5 лет назад +149

      The 2 minute cookie looks raw that probably why we thought that way

  • @seungiemyeon
    @seungiemyeon 4 года назад +2238

    "my grandma did not have a chocolate chip recipe because well,, shes' chinese" LMAOOOO i felt that

    • @yeolmae_delight8414
      @yeolmae_delight8414 4 года назад +10

      cali tan I love ur baekhyuniee pic🥺🥰

    • @vegapondz
      @vegapondz 4 года назад +7

      cali tan haha I can relate

    • @seungiemyeon
      @seungiemyeon 4 года назад +4

      Chanyeol Lover aww thank you☺️

    • @jacky632
      @jacky632 4 года назад +7

      I can relate to that

    • @jessehu1061
      @jessehu1061 4 года назад +4

      Yep. *Sigh* Me too.

  • @abhimanyusharma588
    @abhimanyusharma588 4 года назад +337

    People: making friends requires years of dedication.
    This guy: the First step to making friends, make 2-day cookies and expect them to like it, and if they don't killem.

  • @rami8953
    @rami8953 Год назад +13

    Thanks for the recipe for the 2 minute one. It really helped. I accidently added a lot more of flour on accident, but even though the cookies came out as soft, they were very delicious aswell. (This is also my first time making a dessert I love 😅)

  • @Baby_Z0MB1E
    @Baby_Z0MB1E 5 лет назад +1430

    Alvin : My grandma did not have a chocolate chip cookie recipe, because she’s Chinese. 😂
    Why is this so true, I went to my grandparents house and instead of cookies we got red bean buns. ( they were really good ) - I’m Chinese🇨🇳
    Edit - Dude I legit didn’t think this would get that many likes, so thx ✌🏻
    comment what you ate at your grandparents house 👌🏻

    • @ykkynmrnki1424
      @ykkynmrnki1424 5 лет назад +9

      I think its japanese version of cookies

    • @sheridanyang6365
      @sheridanyang6365 5 лет назад +7

      How I love being Asian

    • @aveaillium8754
      @aveaillium8754 5 лет назад +11

      Red bean buns are sooo damn good. Being British, we don't have chocolate chip cookie recipes either. We got scones and jam ones!!😂😂

    • @guestaccount2989
      @guestaccount2989 5 лет назад +2

      BEANS!

    • @marysaleh2042
      @marysaleh2042 5 лет назад +1

      Lmao instead, I found klecha (كليجة) at my grandparents house. They’re basically date rolls and they’re so good so I’m not complaining 🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @natg.6987
    @natg.6987 5 лет назад +4810

    2-minute: your homie
    2-hour: your grandma
    2-day: *that one mom who organizes the weekly carpool schedule*

  • @finnsargeant3499
    @finnsargeant3499 4 года назад +2498

    200 million year cookie:
    All right lets start by burying the dinosaurs for our oil

    • @blueberryepic1510
      @blueberryepic1510 4 года назад +24

      Ok

    • @dkwjdiwa
      @dkwjdiwa 4 года назад +32

      @@pusheenlover7223 you clearly don't know how r/wooshing works huh

    • @dkwjdiwa
      @dkwjdiwa 4 года назад +14

      @@pusheenlover7223 what do you mean?

    • @horatio1316
      @horatio1316 4 года назад +12

      @@pusheenlover7223 Yeah, then why'd you do it? That person didn't have a joke go over their head.

    • @dkwjdiwa
      @dkwjdiwa 4 года назад +10

      @@pusheenlover7223 that doesn't mean that they don't understand the joke they just said Ok

  • @Waspinvr
    @Waspinvr 2 года назад +20

    Idk why but the 2 min cookie just looks so good

  • @aihwhejskskkksjdjfjncbs
    @aihwhejskskkksjdjfjncbs 5 лет назад +532

    What happened to the 2 week, month and year cookie?

    • @מיכלמיארה-ש9ע
      @מיכלמיארה-ש9ע 5 лет назад +44

      It's probably the same thing except these ones are also contain fungus 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😷🤧🤒🤭

    • @ubiquitous_plebeian
      @ubiquitous_plebeian 5 лет назад +3

      It becomes a masterpiece, aka your pfp

    • @sircheesethethird6179
      @sircheesethethird6179 5 лет назад +7

      You forgot decade, century, millenium, and eon.

    • @FrancesBaconandEggs
      @FrancesBaconandEggs 5 лет назад +4

      Psychopathic Kirito the year cookie involves hatching some chicks and waiting for some of them to start laying

    • @jame-optional-s
      @jame-optional-s 5 лет назад

      What kind of oven do you have, and why do you cremate cookies?

  • @raiders1k
    @raiders1k 4 года назад +1353

    20 year cookie: alright, so let’s start with *_getting born_*

    • @pepeboto4640
      @pepeboto4640 4 года назад +58

      Exxdee lets start with my dad not pulling out

    • @F18GGSLOL
      @F18GGSLOL 4 года назад +3

      copied comment

    • @unthinkables6671
      @unthinkables6671 4 года назад +10

      @@F18GGSLOL I don't see any comment that says that so idk what ur looking at

    • @myeheheh6887
      @myeheheh6887 4 года назад

      @Tomura Shigaraki some do 😅

    • @dorist4767
      @dorist4767 4 года назад +1

      200 year cookie: aight lets start with copying jokes.

  • @marcczn6792
    @marcczn6792 5 лет назад +3290

    Alvin: “My grandma did not have a chocolate chip cookie recipe because.... she’s chinese”
    I’m deadddddd😂😂😂

    • @viiperbiite
      @viiperbiite 5 лет назад +6

      JustThatRandomCommenter I don’t get it?

    • @finncordy6218
      @finncordy6218 5 лет назад +23

      @JustThatRandomCommenter i legit thought he said a he had diabetes 😂😂🤣

    • @lucindanevado9304
      @lucindanevado9304 5 лет назад +44

      @@viiperbiite I don't either yet I'm Chinese. Am I missing something, besides the fact
      that Chinese people don't normally eat chocolate chip cookies?

    • @yueaouki7098
      @yueaouki7098 5 лет назад +83

      @@lucindanevado9304 yeah thats it
      Lots of asian households don't really have recipes for things like cookie or cakes unless i guess they're traditional treats? Its the same for me too XD

    • @stormzak7799
      @stormzak7799 5 лет назад +6

      @@viiperbiite cause they use sticks to eat

  • @wonderlandrious6116
    @wonderlandrious6116 2 года назад +4

    For those who didn't know the toffee process like me, I put 1 cup butter and 1 cup sugar....and that did not work, the two ingredients didn't combine and it left me with a black bubbling sticky mess that got hard when it cooled (hot warm melts it) I did it again, same ratio, and before it could get black and bubbly, I wanted to give up so I threw some of the melted butter in the sink, and put it back on the stove (wasn't giving up yet YET) low and behold, I had toffee. The sugar melted and was getting ribbon-like. So it seems the ratio of butter to sugar has to be small. Little butter, more sugar. Hope that helped someone

    • @victorflink2661
      @victorflink2661 Год назад +1

      look at the first comment all the way up next to the video, i may be 5 months late but better late than never, hopefully u have found the recipe by your own by this time but if not there ya go

    • @wonderlandrious6116
      @wonderlandrious6116 Год назад

      @@victorflink2661 oh Waw!🙈I'm ashamed 😂😂😂thank you

  • @jarredmillan3811
    @jarredmillan3811 4 года назад +1746

    “if you don’t have friends... that’s kinda sad.”
    no need to remind me alvin

  • @puzzled-head3493
    @puzzled-head3493 4 года назад +2367

    Guy: "this dough will make like...10 to 15 cookies"
    Me putting the entire dough at once to make a giant cookie: *my goals are beyond your understanding*

    • @juriatsuki7658
      @juriatsuki7658 4 года назад +71

      Or you have no friend to share your Cookies xP
      Sry if it's too mean. I didn't want to hurt your feelings.

    • @puzzled-head3493
      @puzzled-head3493 4 года назад +48

      @@juriatsuki7658 that also works

    • @absinthe4322
      @absinthe4322 4 года назад +24

      Truly a mad lad

    • @Кря-ш2н
      @Кря-ш2н 4 года назад +25

      Juria Tsuki but you can cut it like a pizza

    • @Кря-ш2н
      @Кря-ш2н 4 года назад +17

      Or you can go crazy an make 10 to 15 giant cookies

  • @drtash21
    @drtash21 4 года назад +2006

    20 sec cookie:
    Me at Subway: I'll have the chocolate chip cookie.
    Edit: Thanks for the unexpected likes 🎇

    • @catsforlife3540
      @catsforlife3540 4 года назад +5

      Lol😂

    • @max-jr9st
      @max-jr9st 4 года назад +1

      What is "esta senora es un angel"? I don't know Spanish that's why I ask hahaha

    • @catsforlife3540
      @catsforlife3540 4 года назад +1

      @@max-jr9st This woman is an angel that's what it means

    • @max-jr9st
      @max-jr9st 4 года назад +1

      @@catsforlife3540 Oh, thank's. I don't know if my Mac is wrong, but that comes out in this guy's comment lol

    • @catsforlife3540
      @catsforlife3540 4 года назад

      @@max-jr9st that's strange

  • @druxyyi
    @druxyyi Год назад +1

    “my grandma did not have a chocolate chip cookie recipe, cuz she’s Chinese” is the most relatable thing I’ve ever heard💀😭

  • @finleypdoherty
    @finleypdoherty 5 лет назад +1072

    ‘I think colour is flavour’
    That’s what I’ll tell everyone when I burn toast 😂

    • @paolopischedda7629
      @paolopischedda7629 5 лет назад +5

      @WalterRamjet HeroOfOurNation You have so right 💖

    • @hurby8260
      @hurby8260 5 лет назад +4

      @@paolopischedda7629 yeah he *have* so right

    • @Avianca-rr3rf
      @Avianca-rr3rf 5 лет назад +3

      WalterRamjet HeroOfOurNation So getting cancer is the best?

    • @obelix-ps4bo
      @obelix-ps4bo 5 лет назад +2

      @@Avianca-rr3rf lol

    • @mike.mentzers_top_guy
      @mike.mentzers_top_guy 5 лет назад +1

      Emojis in 2019 its so fucking cringe, use the twitch emotes
      Example: PogChamp, feelsgoodman, (lul,lol,lmao these are not twitch emotes but we use it), residentsleeper, Kreygasm, dansgame etc...

  • @star7771
    @star7771 5 лет назад +1977

    give us the recipe n measurements for the 2 day cookie 👺

    • @linaalqirem622
      @linaalqirem622 5 лет назад +2

      misaki d

    • @childreninmybasement4949
      @childreninmybasement4949 5 лет назад +39

      sydnehhh h stupid he didn’t give out the MEASUREMENTS FOR EACH INGREDIENT SMARTASS

    • @aestheticalyy9045
      @aestheticalyy9045 5 лет назад +70

      sydnehhh h he didn’t give the measurements like tf are we supposed to guess

    • @amandahubbard7920
      @amandahubbard7920 5 лет назад +6

      Right!?!?

    • @star7771
      @star7771 5 лет назад +26

      Idontknowwhattosay. i feel honored for people people protecting me

  • @Endermax3852
    @Endermax3852 5 лет назад +1174

    Friend: bro can you make some cookies
    Me: *yeah just wait two days*

  • @y.amandasyaputri5723
    @y.amandasyaputri5723 Год назад +4

    In my country Indonesia there’s a cookies store named Dough Lab. They have been baking since 2018. Me&other customers literally queueing in every Dough Lab outlets only to buy New Yorkers cookies. Me&my mom wonder what’s their recipe. Now we know Dough Lab’s New Yorker cookies is exactly like your 2-day cookies recipe (yes, they sprinkle sea salt on top too). Thanks, Alvin for leaking Dough Lab cookies recipe. I think we can be friends now.

  • @theturtlekiller_880
    @theturtlekiller_880 5 лет назад +383

    I left my cookies to rest for a year, they have so much flavor now that they turned green!🍪😋

  • @marvindavid6159
    @marvindavid6159 5 лет назад +1470

    Okay, here's the thing.
    He's hot. He's funny. He's cute.
    BUT I NEED ALL THE MEASUREMENTS FOR ALL OF THE INGREDIENTS.

    • @lukasg4807
      @lukasg4807 5 лет назад +93

      Just go for it, you don't need to be exact these aren't macarons

    • @brendacantu2230
      @brendacantu2230 5 лет назад +34

      Just eye it ,extra HARD

    • @msMuffet.
      @msMuffet. 5 лет назад +67

      Lukas G- LOL
      “These aren’t macarons”😂😂

    • @felizlauwu6757
      @felizlauwu6757 5 лет назад +33

      i mean he did do this in the summer and he is wearing a t shirt so he must be pretty hot

    • @smenehere2618
      @smenehere2618 5 лет назад +16

      Your comment is underrated... but LIKE YEAH

  • @leynavenzke2748
    @leynavenzke2748 5 лет назад +1174

    For some reason I thought that this video was cooking the same cookie batter at different temperatures for two minutes, two hours and two days. Dang I’m dumb.

    • @DK-qj7cr
      @DK-qj7cr 5 лет назад +11

      Leyna Venzke 🙋🏼‍♀️dumb/uninformed right along with you 🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @jesusisthetruth4497
      @jesusisthetruth4497 5 лет назад +7

      Leyna Venzke Nahh you not dumb, you’re fine lol

    • @vaishnaviananth5688
      @vaishnaviananth5688 5 лет назад +2

      I thought the same... 😅😅

    • @RussellPRead
      @RussellPRead 5 лет назад +2

      Jesus Is The Truth aye bruh thanks for letting my brother use ur Porsche for prom

    • @laney888
      @laney888 5 лет назад +1

      Vaishnavi Ananth samee :-:

  • @Mr-Farts
    @Mr-Farts 2 года назад +1

    200 century cookie: Let’s start by taking a nice walk outside when it’s a fine day.

  • @mr.lookalike8666
    @mr.lookalike8666 4 года назад +510

    I would just like to personally thank the people making jokes about years, decade and century cookies because I’m enjoying them way too much

  • @livbelling3171
    @livbelling3171 4 года назад +1416

    2 decade chocolate chip cookies: So first we venture to the vast rainforests of Africa’s Ivory Coast to retrieve our cocoa beans

    • @user-ps2kt7pu2p
      @user-ps2kt7pu2p 4 года назад +27

      thats a 2 year cookie

    • @minu4681
      @minu4681 4 года назад +1

      Ahahahahahahahaha

    • @Hope-kq9rq
      @Hope-kq9rq 4 года назад +26

      Two decade would be making the rainforest

    • @broski7088
      @broski7088 4 года назад +1

      Copied comment

    • @murlog2019
      @murlog2019 4 года назад +2

      2 decade cookie first we build our army to conquer the rain forest

  • @whyamihere6288
    @whyamihere6288 5 лет назад +1748

    You Seasoned the cookie
    *Gordon Ramsay Is Impressed*

    • @lionwolfm9496
      @lionwolfm9496 5 лет назад +34

      ITS RAW!!!!!!!!!!!! 😡 😂

    • @lastfirstxxa7620
      @lastfirstxxa7620 5 лет назад +6

      Oof I can spell sauce 😂

    • @peptobismolveins
      @peptobismolveins 5 лет назад +14

      You people be making Gordan Ramsay jokes without even caring if he does not have his lamb sauce.
      *wait, that’s illegal*

    • @billybobthegamer7484
      @billybobthegamer7484 5 лет назад +3

      He hates people who spell his name wrong

    • @jester1319
      @jester1319 5 лет назад +1

      Elite Member 1 *GORDON RAMSAY 100*

  • @keith2625
    @keith2625 Год назад +6

    i made the 2 minute cookie and it tasted like an old pancake and my mom yelled at me and beat me with her wip and my dad shot me with his nail gun for waisting ingredients

    • @Freshgrxsses
      @Freshgrxsses 7 месяцев назад

      That is the most unbeleivable joke ive ever heard-

    • @pamelab7871
      @pamelab7871 5 месяцев назад

      With a reply as funny as this one, you could make a mint being a stand-up comedian! I laughed so hard I woke up my husband who was taking a nap!!

  • @sederot
    @sederot 3 года назад +2291

    20 year cookies: first let’s travel to the jungles to find some natural cacao

  • @AnAmericanComposer
    @AnAmericanComposer 4 года назад +10797

    "Before any of you ask: I have two of these shirts."
    I feel attacked.

    • @Xan-Monk
      @Xan-Monk 4 года назад +85

      Dude i love your channel ive been watching since 30k

    • @vaish_chavan
      @vaish_chavan 4 года назад +73

      I bet he doesn't. Any sensible person would at least wear a difficult shirt for the sake of the video even if he has two of them. He could have atleast changed his shirt if he was going to shoot it on the same day lmao.

    • @zVision_
      @zVision_ 4 года назад +31

      It's was at 666 likes. I haven't liked so fast in my life.

    • @albertalways4059
      @albertalways4059 4 года назад +9

      AnAmericanComposer lol

    • @soursop8174
      @soursop8174 4 года назад +15

      @@Xan-Monk his channel is probably older than you are

  • @sabihahislam6161
    @sabihahislam6161 4 года назад +3057

    Who’s watching this during quarantine cause they’re bored and got nothing else to do 😂😂😭😭
    Thank you all so much for the likes you’re all the best 🤗🤗🤗

  • @iToxiccQu
    @iToxiccQu 10 месяцев назад +3

    2:55
    2-Hour Chocolate Chip Cookies (Makes 8-10 cookies)
    PREP TIME: 1 HOUR
    COOK TIME: 15 MINUTES
    TOTAL TIME: 195 MINUTES
    INGREDIENTS
    ½ cup granulated sugar
    ¾ cup light brown sugar, packed
    1 teaspoon kosher salt
    ½ cup (1 stick) unsalted butter, melted
    1 large egg
    1 teaspoon vanilla extract
    1¼ cups all-purpose flour
    ½ teaspoon baking soda
    4 ounces milk or semi-sweet chocolate chunks
    4 ounces dark chocolate chunks
    PREPARATION
    1. In a large bowl, whisk together the granulated and brown sugar, salt, and butter until a paste forms with no lumps.
    2. Whisk in the egg and vanilla, beating until light ribbons fall off the whisk and remain for a short while before dissolving.
    3. Sift in the flour and baking soda, then fold with a spatula until just incorporated. (Be careful not to overmix, which will cause the gluten in the flour to toughen, resulting in cakier cookies).
    4. Fold in the milk and dark chocolate chunks.
    5. Chill the dough for 2 hours, or, for a more intense toffee-like flavor and deeper color, overnight. The longer the dough rests, the more complex its flavor will be.
    6. Preheat the oven to 350°F (180°C). Line 2 baking sheets with parchment paper.
    7. Using a 2½-ounce ice cream scoop or a ⅓ cup measure, scoop the dough onto the prepared baking sheets, leaving at least 4 inches (10 cm) of space between each cookie and 2 inches (5 cm) of space from the edges of the pan so that the cookies can spread evenly. A half sheet pan should fit no more than 6 cookies.
    8. Bake for 12-15 minutes, or until the edges have started to lightly brown. Let cool completely before serving.
    9. Enjoy!

  • @chikinbooger
    @chikinbooger 4 года назад +800

    2 Year Cookie: Start off by growing Cocoa beans.. and then get a baby chicken and start raising it for your eggs.

  • @cailynallebasi
    @cailynallebasi 4 года назад +2811

    “My grandma doesn’t have a cookie recipe cause uhm....she’s Chinese”
    “I like my cookies like I like my bank account....frickin loaded”
    This guy is hilarious..he passed my vibe check

    • @alyssa471
      @alyssa471 4 года назад +20

      Ikr he's awesome!!!

    • @sportsbydeclan2293
      @sportsbydeclan2293 4 года назад +19

      Especially the uhh yeah I can’t rap

    • @sarah-si3fn
      @sarah-si3fn 4 года назад +27

      and the “i have two different shirts” lmaooo i couldn’t stop crying

    • @IuminaIyte
      @IuminaIyte 4 года назад +21

      “If you don’t have friends... that’s sad.”

    • @ryangonzalez8121
      @ryangonzalez8121 4 года назад +2

      What is a vibe check.

  • @carolinecook1123
    @carolinecook1123 4 года назад +1016

    2 year cookie: let’s raise some cows so that we can churn our own butter

    • @gabluhv
      @gabluhv 4 года назад +48

      Caroline Cook after that we harvest our wheat and make some flour
      then we raise some chickens to get some eggs, then to get chocolate chips we need to plant some cocoa

    • @nxghtcorex862
      @nxghtcorex862 4 года назад +5

      Gxbstopperz 😂🤣

    • @isac.2h
      @isac.2h 4 года назад +7

      Binging with Babish be like:

    • @Doubel
      @Doubel 4 года назад

      The Frank Proto cookie

    • @meiju1563
      @meiju1563 4 года назад +8

      Minecraft cookies be like-

  • @diffchannel.
    @diffchannel. Год назад +4

    2 century cookies: Okay we have to start making another generation-

  • @isabellagervais9996
    @isabellagervais9996 4 года назад +154

    “ to make friends, you have to make them food” this is truest thing on earth anybody will like you if you make them food

    • @walnut3865
      @walnut3865 4 года назад +5

      Depends how good it is...

    • @shilohl3175
      @shilohl3175 4 года назад

      Isabella Gervais lol my bestie actually doesn’t like eating 🤣, kinda weird, like me!!!

  • @aliverend
    @aliverend 5 лет назад +629

    Where are the recipes?🤷🏼‍♀️
    I actually would love to recreate those delicious looking 2-day cookies 🍪

    • @GalaxyDoodles
      @GalaxyDoodles 5 лет назад +33

      Katynajc no one knows and apparently there are no measurements, sorry hun, im upset about it too

    • @gustavor97
      @gustavor97 5 лет назад +2

      Katynajc i would say its a classic cookie recipe you can switch in the ingredients

    • @jasonyuen6915
      @jasonyuen6915 5 лет назад +29

      2 day cookies= Tasty 101 chocolate chip cookie recipe

    • @josephdobry5400
      @josephdobry5400 5 лет назад +2

      @@jasonyuen6915 thx im gonna check that out

    • @IsabelHernandez-cq3qh
      @IsabelHernandez-cq3qh 5 лет назад +8

      What about the 2 minute one? Like for those midnight cravings 😋

  • @annikarogers7470
    @annikarogers7470 5 лет назад +581

    Life advice from Alvin:
    “In order to make friends, you need to give them food”

  • @PumpkinSpice-v5e
    @PumpkinSpice-v5e 2 месяца назад +1

    Here’s my recipe 1 get festebels 2 get flower eggs and bacon 3 put all into a bowl and stir until the bacon has covered all the mixture 4 put it the microwave for 16 hours and then add some salt and get yourself some good old Pepsi and garlic 5 eat and show your friends

  • @kokabhussain3332
    @kokabhussain3332 4 года назад +1760

    “My grandma doesn’t have a cookie recipe cause uhm....she’s Chinese”
    “My grandma doesn’t have a cookie recipe cause uhm....she’s pakistani”
    I think every Asian person can relate

    • @chaupong5808
      @chaupong5808 4 года назад +6

      Yep ;-;

    • @starrychatnoir7293
      @starrychatnoir7293 4 года назад +5

      My grandma makes scones, cakes, cookies and more! Shes english like me!

    • @saanvi193
      @saanvi193 4 года назад +23

      totally my grandma is indian so she does not have a chocolate chip cookie recipe but she does have a lot of indian snack food recipes

    • @anxtrnn
      @anxtrnn 4 года назад +3

      iimelodyrxseii Xx english isn’t a race.. we’re talking about asain

    • @peixearrombado
      @peixearrombado 4 года назад +1

      Mine is brazillian,but she does have a incredible coxinha recipe

  • @sana5521
    @sana5521 5 лет назад +636

    I thought they were going to leave the cookies out in the open for the different amounts of times 🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @pink_kpop709
      @pink_kpop709 5 лет назад +5

      Same

    • @mm-yo9cp
      @mm-yo9cp 5 лет назад +4

      Bowyy Boo fr i was so confused 😭

    • @etunahsa0456
      @etunahsa0456 5 лет назад +19

      I thought they were going to leave them in the oven for different amount of times....... I feel dumb

    • @karlajung1107
      @karlajung1107 5 лет назад +4

      @@etunahsa0456 I laughed at the main commenter's assumption only to discover I was wrong in assuming the oven times were the right thing

    • @etunahsa0456
      @etunahsa0456 5 лет назад +2

      @@karlajung1107 eYe-

  • @LicoriceXTT
    @LicoriceXTT 5 лет назад +1217

    If my future husband doesn’t talk the same about me as this guy does about his cookies,
    I’d rather live single.

    • @arrohunter1274
      @arrohunter1274 5 лет назад +11

      Bts_Jeongguk army hello💜🙃

    • @amalyiahhawkins5960
      @amalyiahhawkins5960 5 лет назад +6

      Hello army :)

    • @blakemcmanamon4348
      @blakemcmanamon4348 5 лет назад +14

      Kpop 🤢🤢🤢

    • @iandayen
      @iandayen 5 лет назад +24

      so you want him to call you crunchy on the outside and gooey on the inside?

    • @aerrrrrr
      @aerrrrrr 5 лет назад +14

      Bts_Jeongguk so you want him to say “the darker it is, the more flavour it has”

  • @RydenPlayZ
    @RydenPlayZ 11 месяцев назад +2

    he’s not wrong about making friends with food that’s basically how i got friends in middle school.

  • @NikkiKrissoff
    @NikkiKrissoff 5 лет назад +1259

    2 billion year cookie
    Him: alright to get the right flavor you have to breed the right bacteria

    • @x-90
      @x-90 4 года назад +66

      You’re getting ahead
      To get the perfect flavor we need to ask god to make a new universe

    • @merciless9146
      @merciless9146 4 года назад +12

      The only problem with that is that in the next 2 billion years the sun will double in size and dry up all of the earth water, killing any and all life on the planet.

    • @coolingheat5644
      @coolingheat5644 4 года назад +15

      Echo you're 3 billion years off bud

    • @broncothe0ne541
      @broncothe0ne541 4 года назад

      Woah there buddy

    • @controversialCoven
      @controversialCoven 4 года назад +10

      @@merciless9146 aight we're gonna take fragments of the sun-

  • @mmkijgfdddzgfyygcfdr1387
    @mmkijgfdddzgfyygcfdr1387 5 лет назад +753

    2 minute cookie
    2 hour cookie
    2 day cookie
    2 week cookie
    2 month cookie
    2 year cookie
    2 decade cookie
    2 century cookie
    2 generation cookie
    2 whole new universe cookies

    • @miquerido1
      @miquerido1 5 лет назад +29

      mmkijgfdddz gfyygcfdr I think millennium is after century and generation is between century and decade

    • @lilyell00
      @lilyell00 5 лет назад +1

      😂🤣😂🤣

    • @adds3700
      @adds3700 5 лет назад +27

      Dont forget the 2 second cookie

    • @angelinazizza4232
      @angelinazizza4232 5 лет назад +2

      I would make all of thoes

    • @oli-iq1yx
      @oli-iq1yx 5 лет назад +14

      2 millisecond cookies

  • @bridgett7128
    @bridgett7128 5 лет назад +1384

    “Before you guys say anything, I have two of these shirts” lmaooo💀😂

  • @intothefuture2354
    @intothefuture2354 2 года назад +3

    I don’t understand how he makes his cookies so good. When I try to bake cookies mine are as hard as a rock.

  • @achild9348
    @achild9348 4 года назад +2120

    *tasty:* makes 2 minute cookies
    *me:* makes *”2 minute cookies”* and spends and hour on them

    • @goofypenguin790
      @goofypenguin790 4 года назад +17

      i made them in about 30! They were a lot like cake

    • @user-kl7cj5mn6z
      @user-kl7cj5mn6z 4 года назад +8

      I’m making them right now it’s gonna take me like and hour 🤣😂

    • @2zad220
      @2zad220 4 года назад +1

      Same tho

    • @madzr4800
      @madzr4800 4 года назад +9

      Goofy Penguin really? Mine only took like 10-15 minutes, the longest step was the microwave and I hade to keep microwaving it in integers so it could become crisp

    • @usmaniqbal9207
      @usmaniqbal9207 4 года назад +5

      lol it means 2 minute is the prep time

  • @minicloud737
    @minicloud737 2 года назад +871

    For people wanting the 2-Day cookie experience but not having the time or patience, here's an alternative!
    Use the 2-Hour recipe, but brown your butter instead (cool with an ice cube) and add 1/2 teaspoon of espresso powder to the dry ingredients. These two additions really deepen the flavor and is barely any extra effort!

    • @MrLoowiz
      @MrLoowiz 2 года назад +11

      But that's completely against the point of a 2-day cookie...

    • @nikola6683
      @nikola6683 2 года назад +128

      @@MrLoowiz cmon, the point of a cookie is to eat it and enjoy :D Let people eat their cookies how fast they want to

    • @MrLoowiz
      @MrLoowiz 2 года назад +8

      @@nikola6683 Still against the point of a 2-day cookie.

    • @nikola6683
      @nikola6683 2 года назад +80

      @@MrLoowiz alright, good luck keeping the saint point safe

    • @MrLoowiz
      @MrLoowiz 2 года назад +2

      @@nikola6683 ? Alright buddy, you do you...

  • @Koko-wt1ls
    @Koko-wt1ls 5 лет назад +346

    If you want cookies, you gotta warn me 2 days in advance🍪

  • @marzbarzgaming-qx8wt
    @marzbarzgaming-qx8wt Год назад +1

    I was making the 2 day cookie and my brother said it was a waste of time then when it was done he called it the best cookie in the world!

  • @fizizy6415
    @fizizy6415 5 лет назад +853

    i swear to god, youtube only recommends me these types of videos late at night when im drunk and hungry

  • @CressAuri
    @CressAuri 5 лет назад +3546

    2 minutes: lazy
    2 hours: For the kids (or yourself)
    2 Days: *GRANDMA*

    • @Maya-pw5yv
      @Maya-pw5yv 5 лет назад +68

      Or if you are VERY patient

    • @geez2926
      @geez2926 5 лет назад +17

      Huy Gold 2 days look my my brothers shit

    • @geez2926
      @geez2926 5 лет назад +7

      No joke

    • @geez2926
      @geez2926 5 лет назад +3

      It would taste good but it looks bad

    • @ubahnur8728
      @ubahnur8728 5 лет назад +6

      My grandma died when I was 10 I never knew anything about her :(

  • @jordancoof
    @jordancoof 5 лет назад +669

    We are missing the 2 Second Cookie: Chips Ahoy.

    • @muznahsuleman693
      @muznahsuleman693 5 лет назад +2

      Lol @ Jordan chua

    • @lavender3609
      @lavender3609 5 лет назад +2

      True, true.
      XD

    • @Thespeedrap
      @Thespeedrap 5 лет назад +2

      Chips ahoy not as good as the original recipe

    • @lucasliam8238
      @lucasliam8238 5 лет назад +5

      No that finishes in one second, not two. I’d know, because if I waited two seconds to finish the box someone else would want some.

    • @BeirutBallin
      @BeirutBallin 5 лет назад +2

      Deserves more likes

  • @Microwave1618
    @Microwave1618 4 месяца назад +1

    I learned that smacking the dough till its compact in the scooper and then lining the cookies and baking them, make them really dome like and bite size 🙂